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Python: Look What the Stork Dragged In

Well, this is supposed to be "a purely technical blog concerning topics such as Python, etc.", so let me start by showing off a quick little Python utility that I had to write at a moments notice:
#!/usr/bin/env python

"""Help Gina-Marie time her contractions."""

import time


last_start = None
while True:
print "Press enter when the contraction starts.",
start = time.time()
if last_start:
print "It's been %s minutes %s seconds since last contraction." \
% divmod(int(start - last_start), SECS_PER_MIN)
last_start = start
print "Press enter when the contraction stops.",
stop = time.time()
print "Contraction lasted %s seconds." % int(stop - start)
If you want to find out more, read the comments ;)


jjinux said…
Greggory Allen Behrens was born 3:10AM 9 days ago after 22 hours of labor. He weighed 12 pounds, and was 23 3/4 inches long. We had him at home with a birthing tub and a midwife. His size was a surprise to us all, especially since my wife was attempting a vaginal birth after two previous C-sections. Anyway, this was her most successful labor ever, and everyone is recovering nicely :-D
Anonymous said…
Jesse said…
Congrats! I had my little girl on the 2nd! It's really a trip.
Anonymous said…
12lbs! Congratulations.
Ian Bicking said…
I'm curious -- were you really there with the computer timing the contractions with that program? A geeky entrance into the world indeed. Congratulations.
jjinux said…
> I'm curious -- were you really there with the computer timing the contractions with that program? A geeky entrance into the world indeed. Congratulations.

Absolutely. We had the birth in our dining room which is where our laptops are. After a couple hours of watching our friend time the contractions with a watch and a piece of paper, I figured it was a lot simpler to just hit "Enter" anytime something interesting happened ;)
jjinux said…
> Congrats! I had my little girl on the 2nd! It's really a trip.

Congrats to you!
Unknown said…
Hi JJ,

Congratulations on the amazing news!!!


(The Rails guy from SBUX on Union St.)
Bob Van Zant said…
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Bob Van Zant said…
Dude, I'm thinking you need a script like this:

baby_count = 4
while true:
  if JJ had a new baby
    baby_count += 1
    print "Congratulations, JJ, Gia and family!"
  sleep 10 months

Congrats again :-)
Noah Gift said…
Congrats, I am especially happy to see you wrote a something quick and dirty in python. I think there isn't enough quick and dirty python on blogs anymore :)

Too much OO fancy pants stuff :)
jjinux said…
> Dude, I'm thinking you need a script like this:

jjinux said…
Thanks, Dave!
Anonymous said…
I've seen the baby twice now, he looks like he's 3mo old :-) However, both my girls were like 6lbs so little Greggory is a real bruiser compared to them.

That's a funny script tho, I hadn't heard about you writing that one. Only you, JJ, could think to code something during child birth. Poor Gia, you couldn't even rig up a wireless mouse, she had to hold the laptop?

- A

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