My laptop and I have a close relationship. After all, we do spend all day with each other! Hence, it's unsurprising that we show little bits of affection for each other. For instance, my shell prompt is "Yes, dear?", and the last command I type before reinstalling my OS is always, "thank you". It always replies "command not found" which is its way of saying, "Oh, it was nothing. Think nothing of it!"
Naturally, we're not always so sentimental. We like to joke with each other too. For instance, whenever I start a new terminal, it always gives me my fortune, which is usually something funny. Today, my fortune read, "You look tired."
Maybe my laptop is right. I've been giving so many talks lately, maybe it's time to take a break ;-)