Hey guys, I'm looking for work.
I'd prefer to work part-time from home since I'm already working part-time from home on another startup. I'm better at building startups from scratch than I am at rescuing crufty code. I'm better at engineering scalable systems than I am at whipping out throw-away prototypes in a hurry.
I have clean code, a friendly demeanor, and great references. Here's my resume.
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